❀ Thus, in the Ouran Host Club, handsome boys who have too much time on their hands flourish by entertaining equally idle girls. ❀
[hisses loudly]
DUDE SHUT UP
DAVE YOU ARE BEING DISRUPTIVE.
I WILL TAKE ALL YOU MOTHERFCUKERS DOWN
COME THE FUCK AT ME I CAN FUCK YOU UP WITH MY HANDS TIED BEHIND MY BAC DONT TEST ME MOTHERFUCKERS
DAVID LORAINE STRIDER I WILL NEVER ALCHEMIZE APPLE JUICE FOR YOU EVER AGAIN IF YOU DON’T STOP ACTING LIKE A LITTLE SHIT RIGHT NOW
im sorry
[hisses quietly]
OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME BACK


















